Oh Auntie Laura I am so so excited!
My humans thought I was very peculiar when I said I wanted to write to you. They didn’t think you’d want to hear about my babies… but I just had a feeling you would!
And now you’ve written back to me!
You must be the kindest human in the world! I want the whole world to see your letter to me!
And you’ve been on a plane – wow! I’ve never seen one of those things, I’ve heard the noise the make alright, but did you know that a pig can squeal louder than a plane? Isn’t that something? I can give you a demonstration when you visit.
And you’ve thought of names for my babies! I think I like the sound of this Beatrix Potter human, she must have been very clever.
I’ve had a brilliant idea!
You are coming to visit which has me jumping about with excitement (but I have to conceal it from the babies). You know what children are like if you tell them something… I’d never hear the end of it… “is she here yet?”…. “how many more sleeps?” …. they would surely drive me crazy!
My brilliant idea is that when you visit we can sit down together and decide who shall be named what! Would you like to do that?
Is the end of June a long way away? Do you live far away?
I am so looking forward to finally meeting you! Maybe you will send me a photograph of you, but I know you will be different from other humans and I will know you instantly.
By the way I am not sure about this Matt human… pigletnap indeed! I shall be keeping a close watch on him!
lots of hugs and kisses,